add this to my list of girlfriends

so this person wrote me yesterday on my yahoo IM out of nowhere. i, as would most, was fooled into believing for a few seconds that i was talking to someone real. then i realized that its some kind of automated IM with the same script for everyone. despite that, i thought i'd have a little fun with my new computer friend. warning though. it gets kind of graphic for all you virgin ear'd readers out there. you have been warned!!!

transparentluvproxy: hhi... anyone there?
Ethan: possibly
Ethan: depending on who you are
transparentluvproxy: oh your there hii...
transparentluvproxy: a/s/l (qge sex location)?
Ethan: 23/m/ut
transparentluvproxy: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thpught you might like to chat.
Ethan: where in the US you from?
transparentluvproxy: so what have you bbeen up to weezermn?
transparentluvproxy: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
transparentluvproxy: feel like a little cyber fun with e ? please please...
Ethan: maybe
transparentluvproxy: i think ill just take that as a yes... being as that im startingg to get real horny here.. lol ok?
Ethan: i'm a 10 foot tall black guy with a 34 inch penis. can you handle that?
transparentluvproxy: alright zow bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
Ethan: sweet ass!!! watch out for my hemroids though. they are a bitch
transparentluvproxy: tell me what you want me to do with you while i slip out of my panties
Ethan: could you make me a sandwich?
Ethan: turkey and cheese and tomato and mayo and bacon please
transparentluvproxy: oh yeah bage.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moist lips
Ethan: did you say bagel? actually, thats sound really good. put all that stuff on a bagel please
transparentluvproxy: oh it feels so good. Imm holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
transparentluvproxy: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the linkk in my profile!
Ethan: wait a sec. don't eat my meat. i thought that turkey was for me jerk off
transparentluvproxy: what do you tthink of my pics?
Ethan: you look like a donkey
transparentluvproxy: i have some pictures on my personal webpage. have a peek. the link is in my profioe.
Ethan: is that english? man you need to learn to type donkey lady. and where is my sandwich???
transparentluvproxy: shit the phone. dont stop stroking it. holld on...
Ethan: its your pimp telling you to make my sandwich
Ethan: you still there donkey lady?
transparentluvproxy: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
Ethan: yeah i will you skank ho. thanks for nothing biotch